Well, this guy goes to the Burger King at the airport and arrives at the gate eight minutes ahead of the scheduled departure time - and makes a fuss about not being allowed to board. What's next? Complaints from people who got so pissed in the airport bar that they couldn't be allowed on the plane?
Humourous, certainly. Especially to those of us who has worked on the other side and put up with way too many people expecting the aircraft to be their exclusive limo service. But if that's considered a valid complaint, well...
Cheers,
Fred