As I think I mentioned early on in this Thread; Good taste is everything!
Please report back.
Old Duffer
So the
Army officer posted to some desert backwater miles from anywhere arrives and looking around the motley collection of tents in the middle of nowhere turns to the Sgt and says, "Sgt, what do you guys do for entertainment, I mean there is nothing" the Sgt point over to a camel tied to a post sitting out in the sun and replies, "when we get desperate we use old Mildred over there"...
Months go by and finally the officer can stand it any more, he rushes past the Sgt out to Mildred saying " I can't stand it any longer", drops his trousers and go's at it....... Sgt looks on as the Officer turns and says "God this is awful, how can you do this Sgt?" to which he replies "We don't, we all ride old mildred into the local town where there are plenty of women"
Wouldn't go down well then 