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Old 13th Oct 2011, 21:33
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boofta
 
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You idiot, don't you realise pilots could get control of
their aircraft if you allow them;

water bottles
Toothpaste tubes over 100 grams
Those nail clippers over an inch long
Shaving foam without a cap on top

Just some of the stuff confiscated by security during
my travels.After the umteenth pat down, bull**** bomb
scan I delight in saying to security
"congratulations you have stopped me getting access
to the cockpit, you have saved another aeroplane"

Nothing will change by running petitions, morons don't
understand where pilots sit or what they do!

On another pat down occasion I commented that we have
a large razor sharp fireaxe in the cockpit, the moron
replied "we will have to confiscate that"

I kid you not

The rule makers are morons don't waste time appealing
to their small minds about pilot harassment or logic.
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