Somehow I really can't see Hollywoodford having 't same appeal as California......
Of course we could see 't Bungling Baron opening a chain of 'Planet Hollywoodford' restaurants specialising in northerrn delicacies smothered in brown sauce...
At BWoS 'bargain' prices, no doubt:
- Pig pancreas burger wi' mushy peas an' chips.........£50
- Sheep testicle burger wi' mushy peas an' chips.......£55
- Brown sauce.....£10 per 100ml
- Fillet of F....... Norrtherrn Monkey steak wi' chips an' brown sauce.....See 't special slate ferr 't price o' 't day.