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Old 13th Oct 2011, 11:18
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victor two
 
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I'll have a go Stevie Wonder,
Pilot, Doctor, Sports Physio, surgeon, environmental scientist, occupational hygienist, aeronautical engineer, magistrate, civil engineer, pretty much anyone with a degree, pretty much anyone who has gone onto post trade studies............ gee....... quite a few really so your academic "test taking" prowess is actually as common as flies on a turd. Sorry no gold sticker for you today test master fed sec.

You are in a league of your own for various other reasons however, I shall list them also -
Unrivalled Poor leadership
unchallenged Poor negotiating skills
laughable Poor people skills
Really Poor PR skills ( you should get some tips from Olivia Wirth as she goes OK on the tv)
Sadly Poor communication skills (see above)
Woefully High blood pressure ( i suspect)
Obvious Low anger management ability
Sadly Low charisma
Obvious Low intelligence
Historical Low success rate in IR discussion
Historical low chance of winning this current debacle of a union attack
Higher than average chance of digging your comarades into a deep hole
Higher than average chance that your comrades will be looking for jobs overseas within 12 months with some tin pot chinese start up airline

That was only two minutes worth....

But, I hear that you do a wicked sausage sizzle for the comrades, so battle on my son, wave your flag and keep up the angry face! Its highly amusing to watch.
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