Clandestino
I accept your apology regarding the "hamster" mix up.
As to the rest of your remarks directed towards me, well, normally I would ask some questions regarding the small bits of technical input you mentioned. However, I don't think you are the right person to ask anything of, given your mental disposition.
I will say, your apparent suffering from cerebral flatulence that you mentioned, could be a problem, a charm school might help, but you should ask your doctor what's right for you.