At an isolated training base out west there used to be a running route that involved climbing over a 3 foot chain link fence in the patch, unfortunately to get over the fence meant standing on grass about two foot into the front garden of a Wg Cdrs house. As a certain individual was crossing Mrs Wg Cdr K.... Came storming out shouting "excuse me, excuse me - what do you think you are doing" "erm, going for a run" "do you not know who I am?" "No" "Well I'm Wg Cdrs K.....'s wife" "oh right". "well - what's your name". " oh, I am sorry - I'm the new Stn Cdr and I'm off for a run, good day"
Priceless!