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That's nothing! Mate of mine was a A380 captain, but he lost his command after forgetting to take his comforter out
That's nothing! I met a bloke down the pub who had a mate that was a A380 captain while in utero.
That's nothing! A friend of a friend of my third cousin twice-removed was a 787 captain when he was just a twinkle in his Dad's eye!