Black pants, white shirt, gold wings and stripes?
The baggies will look so awesome in that.
New uniform rumours are the private sector equivalent of goevernments launching new Departmental slogans. Whenever the whole thing looks like it's going tits up, there's a massive bungle or a corruption scandal...Roll out a new slogan! Give everyone a mug with the new slogan on it! Put out media releases! No-one will notice the tits up stuff when we're suddenly Protecting Our Way Of Life instead of Protecting Our Borders!
In short, it's often a way of distracting the media and the workforce from bigger issues by treating both groups like morons. Not that Qantas would do that, surely.