I can see it now...
Cheryl Cole as Section Officer Harvey - "Why, eye, divvinya shout at me Mr Warwick!"
Allan Carr as WO (Mr) Warwick - "Earrr, Chezah put that fag out..."
Paul O'Grady as ACM Hugh Dowding - "Oi Winnie, we've run out of planes, like"
Tom Cruise as Squadron Leader Canfield - "Ops, my engine is over heating and so am I; I either launch or I blow up. Plus where's my booster cushion I can hardly see out!"
Ricky Gervaise as Squadron Leader Skipper - "How many hours on Spits, Simon? Let's make it 5 before Jerry has you for breakfast...yeah, did you see what I did there, I ridiculed a Pilot Officer, yeah, have you seen my space invader dance?"
Mark Almond as Sgt Pilot Andy - "All I got was a belly full of..."
Hugh Grant as Squadron Leader Harvey - "Never again, or you'll be spread all over the countryside like Duchy Original Sandringham Strawberry Preserve"
Maybe even Rik Mayall as Squadron Commander the Lord Flasheart???
Still, there's enough Spittys, Hurris and 109s. But what about the Heinkels?
LJ