the biggest king cobra I've ever seen is asleep under my seat, you're on your own mate
Somethings a CRM course can never cover.
I could just imagine a bollocking for abandoning ones flight station.
Everypoint made would be answered by "I don't care there was a
big snake under my seat"
Bet the gingers loved you when you got back, was it a tech log entry or just a casual BTW there is a snake under the FO's seat while passing.