Sat here having my lunch, thought I would just catch up on the world. Read Pilot DAR's interpretation of acronyms...and coughed crumbs of beef and blue cheese all over the keyboard, I laughed so hard.
Broomstick has it absolutely correct.
Then I read Captain Smithy's post.
More coughing and crumbs, especially as I recognised most of them. Worst thing is, I can relate to most of them as well.
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