Three men, an Irish farmer, Julius Malema and a Boertjie are all granted a wish by a Genie.
The Irish farmer wishes that all the land in Ireland will be the most fertile in the world, forever and ever.
POOF, this was done in a flash and the Irish farmer was very satisfied.
Malema was next, and very amazed and impressed at this display of power. He started his wish: "I want all the whites to be removed from Africa and a wall must be built around all of my black brothers and sisters to protect them. This wall must be so high and so strong that no whites can come into our land at all.
POOF, this was done in a flash. A great wall surrounded Africa . Julius Malema glowed and glared at the Boertjie triumphantly.
Boertjie said: "Before I make my wish, tell me more about this wall"
Genie: "It's 5,000ft high, 5,000 bricks thick, nothing gets in, nothing gets out, guaranteed"
Boertjie lights up his pipe, smiles and says "Maak hom vol water Boet! ......met eish ja, met eish!