Well, I think there's a whole bunch of you who should offer... no, DEMAND that Emirates take you on as (obviously highly paid) consultants - the lot of you - to advise Emirates' obviously hapless, totally inexperienced crews on how they SHOULD operate their aircraft.
Then again, you could all probably save yourselves the journey to Dubai, as, from the posts I've read here, your collective advice would seem to be, in every case where everything isn't 101% hunky dory: "Land immediately!!!! Just... in... case."