Ahh Poeli......bully for you old boy!
Just don't come crying to these hallowed forums of aviation awesomeness about what a bunch of bastards pilots are when your bored girlfriend comes back from a 'girlie night out' stinking of aviation fuel and hero. That's right.....if you look closely you will even spot a dab of wax from my immaculate moustache on her rumpled blouse.
However, you may need to cover the bar tab run up under her name after my credit card bounces.......
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