Originally Posted by
Green Flash
anything higher than a pair of high heels and I'm done for.
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Er, did I just write that?
The high heels bit?
Law of unintended consequences.
Young lady (?) legs going up for ever. 5 inch heels with one inch soles. Then she had to bend over to pick something up.
The platform soles meant she could not reach the ground.
Being the elderly gentleman that I am I
manouevred around to her 6. shortly thereafter I sustained a stinging blow to my ear.