It has been known, Second Officer Spunkfarter, more than you think!
Just because culture, wit and sophistication are beyond some, doesn't mean you should spoil it for the rest of us!
And I haven't worn a waistcoat in months.
In fact, are you sitting down?.........I no longer have one!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course, there was the one that mysteriously turned up in my pigeonhole, but was waaaaaay too big. Now available for viewing at your nearest charity shop!
Gonzo.