There, I added more! Is that better?
As for opening mouth and sounding like an idiot....are you possibly serious? Kettle, pot...Oh, just another wind up! Funny, man, you guys are on a roll! Ha! 2000 yr old superpower dude is your hero, but does nothing, ever! Funny stuff, man, funny! Hey, let me tell you about the story of this awesome guy Jack, it's a really old story so it's true, and he died to save YOU! Really! And just ask him, he'll do anything you want, it says so in this book some other guys wrote about him. He's just so awesome!
