MikoR. Savoia is correct. It was attempt at humour and no offence was intended so I apologise if you thought otherwise. I have some good Italian friends who delight in making fun of out of me (very easy) and my attempts to speak Italian. They also gracefully ignore the fact that, despite my best efforts to dress well, I always look like a tramp tagging along with Royalty whenever we are together.
It is always a pleasure to visit your country. I skied there last winter, I have drunk more Barolo and Cappuccinos (which is named after the colour of the Capuchin monks habits by the way) than is good for me, eaten more spaghetti alla vongole than I should and stared far too long at more beautiful Italian women than my wife was happy with.
You also make the worlds best helicopter. Grazie mille.
