ID card
argalwatch,
If the pass you require is to "identify yourself", then what is wrong with the one I just picked up? It clearly says "Royal Navy Veteran Pass", with an issue date, my name and rank/rate on leaving the service and various other writing. This allows me access to the camp here in sunny Cornwall, so I can use the cinema, gym, pool, mess, etc etc. The issue of whether this should also entitle me to discounts etc is another question, but I would say the card already exists, so that's half the battle won without a fight!
Cheers now
p.s. it also has my face on it! (notice I didn't say handsome)