(Chopper pukes needn't bother to answer - not something they would understand!)
Oh
BEags .... as if it weren't* bad enough for my self esteem to be castigated as a (sniff) direct entry (sniff sniff) grammar school oik (sniff [you get the idea]) who drives a diesel car and owns a gas BBQ ....
...... but to be outed as a "chopper puke" (a naval expression surely?)
I am not worthy to share a forum with sky gods like yourself
But I am an A2 QHI
* Note correct use of subjunctive mood.