Lyman: Adios then...
Well, if you're really off, then happy skies to you, and yes, poking the 'bear' (no pun intended) is often a good way of getting the creative juices flowing. I'm no fan of paint drying, grass growing or any other similar waste of time.
I would be honored to shoot the breeze with you any time.
I like the idea though - I have worked simulators with seat-shakers in the (recent) past, so that technology is readily available. Given a benign airframe, tepid into and past the stall, the idea of artificially giving the pilot buffet, that won't go away until out of the stall is a pretty good solution.