To find out, you must travel to the street of a thousand households, to the Tea House of the August Goon, knock six thousand times and ask for Ah Pong.
Knock, knock, knock ..................
............knock, knock, KNOCK. (Panting)
"Are you Ah Pong?"
"Ah yes sir! We are Ah Pong until eleven o'clock!"
I'll get me coat.
ROger.