Now you're talking, throw in a golf course near by and I think you've got it.
I have to laugh about your junior pilots comment. Our association just did a survey and we voted in favour of carrying stun guns, to which one of our senior Capt's said "now I'm wondering whether they're supposed to assist in warding off unwanted intruders in the cockpit or to vend off over -aggresive crew members trying to move up a few numbers the easy way".
I know, I know I have digressed and am now completely off the topic of this thread.