Plus it takes substance abuse abuse seriously
Is that indicative of substance abuse?
drunk mariners running aground in Alaska
Far be it from me to defend Exxon because I know what a bunch of barstards they are, but should you read up on the NTSB report, the state of the Captains sobriety had absolutely nothing to do with the event. In fact it doesn't even get a mention.
So what your saying is the size of the spill is the determinant, not the fact that it happened.
PS When the hell are you lot (Shell) going to clean up your act in Nigeria? Once you have achieved that then you can lecture others.