Mad-jock; what´d be the point of the lame advising the blind?
Well thats very sexist Flaps. In this day and age of "Captain your doing the walk round cause its peeing down and my hair will get frizzy and I have just washed and straightened it this morning" the level of sexual advice has improved no end.
For example I have learned that after depressurising ones bowels and calling badger (this instigates memory items recirc fan off) it moves your sexual chances from next to fark all, to fark all. Although to be fair even if I am very well behaved for a month it still doesn't get above when hell freezes over.
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