Son,
It would seem a relevant answer is not available here..
Most of us thought you had a genuine question. As rediculous as your question is, most of us are providing common sense answers (you should know most of this allready). Your FCOM is setting you up to fail, a little airmanship may save your life or career one day.
If you can't figure it out on your own and dismiss good advice as non relevant, what are you here for?