"Yeah yeah, ok Kid, so Specsavers may give you a second pair, but do they give you the chance to kill with them?"
or
"Yep. we call it the rectal probe kid, because if you are on the other end you are seriously in the s***"
or
"That's right, a bit to the left, there, see you should be getting Sky Sports on it now"
Last edited by NutLoose; 25th Aug 2011 at 09:03.