Right, judging time! And thanks to Ham, one of NASA's space chimps!
Third place to
Tashengurt with:
Due to an error in translation, early soviet fly by wire systems relied heavily on micro chimps
Second to
Clockwork Mouse for:
The DCI on same-sex partnerships in the military contained some glaring loopholes.
But clearly inspired and with multiple very good entries, the winner is:
Fox3WheresMyBanana with:
The Buccaneer is a flying banana that is going to have to fly right down at treetop height - where are we going to get pilots with that kind of experience?
Over to you Fox3!