I am pretty sure Volancontare (or whatever the hell his name is) provides some very intresting cockpit conversation on those long HKG-LHR flights. Topics may include:
- The repainting of the Suffolk farmhouse conservatory with a nice Portuguese off-white.
- How his church group bake sale was a roaring success.
- The training provided at Hamble was far superior to that by the RAF, RN or any US military.
- Botany.
- English countryside birdwatching.
- His children's outstanding performance at their public preparatory school.
However, I have a funny feeling that his wife has hacked into his PPrune account and she is providing us normal pilots with morale and ethical direction. Thanks Mrs VC.