blacksheep -
Cliff; Youth Hostelling.
My thoughts entirely!
Cliff - blimey mate, you're looking well chipper! What's the secret?
UnionJack - no doubt you'll recognise this then.
And remember that British glider pilots, once they're done their incredibly tricky and dangerous job, had to pick up a weapon and join in the fighting wheareas the American pilots were able to scarper back to the beaches and get a boat home! Lucky them!