Right - the beer's been sorted, now for the real work:
In joint third place:
Buster Hyman with:
PM: "That's right. The danger was palpable...I'll admit it, I was scared that something might happen. I mean, Pippas arse was right there...you could almost reach out & grab it...hmmm...So, what do you chaps do?"
and
Fox3WheresMyBanana with
"...and you're sure I'm not getting special treatment?"
"No Sir. We've invited every PM to ride the open top landy with no body armour"
In second place:
Rather be Gardening with:
Your target for tonight will be Sally Berk-Cow - blowsy blonde creature with a mania for self-publicity. Make sure you can differentiate between her and Boris J.
But taking the honours this week it is:
Buster Hyman with:
PM visits White Hart Lane
Take it away BH.