They probably join for the "free" (Ha Ha ! ) legal advice, without thinking through the difference between "advice" & "representation".
Our advice is you don't have a snowball in hells chance, see you in court, well just a minute, actually we won't. . . Oh dear, well good luck then old boy, & BTW thanks for all these years of subs, well anyway, hope you enjoyed the mag with all the P2F ads in it