I tell you, I have my hand so far up Nick Clegg I can open my hand like this and tickle his tonsils......
Or
See, I still have it, you will just have to imagine I have my Nick Clegg glove puppet on
or
So are you sure when I meet president Hamid Karzai tomorrow I should shake his with my other hand?
Last edited by NutLoose; 18th Aug 2011 at 23:35.