If you have never experienced India, may I suggest you:
a. find a bucket
b. puke in it
c. defecate in it
d. unrinate in it
e. put your head in the bucket and smell
Well done. You've just made 1.2 bn friends!
I'm sure everyone can see the jointly exhaustive relationship between that and this:
Himachal Pardesh
Spare a thought for those born here.