Pelikanpete
That is probably the biggest chip i've seen.
I cant be arsed to take you to task over the majority of the utter drivel you spout, but suffice to say that jobs are out there for the right experience levels, and certainly not the tens of thousand hour captains.
I'm non-type rated, have got through to final stages for 2 major players and been invited to interview for a third; I didn't even apply to one airline recruiting at the moment and got a phone call inviting me to interview. I'm not counting chickens whatsoever and don't intend for this to come across as a menage a une (pardon le francais rodney) but there are more opportunities for mil ME now than I have seen before.
Sorry its not worked out for you but for those that have the experience - things are progressing in the right direction.