Kirstey, PhilD and Pilatus.
By all means insult me if I'm wrong, but, as even the most basically qualified pilot knows, if you can't access notams, ring up the airfield before hand to find out what is going on.
I assume that you're the all - knowing pilots who don't need to know such basics, and conduct yourselves in an equally cavilier fashion when flying.
Don't worry, we all have encountered the type - "dickheads".