....and merrily did 't Bungling Baron chuckle!
"I told thee therr'd more werrk for 't men at 't werrks, didn't ah then, eh Seth?" he chortled, "Patch up 't airr forrce's old boogers for a few morrre yearrs 'till 't new 'un's arrre ready terr fly - we win both ways, tha' knows. Eeee by 'eck, ah'll go terr the foot of owerr sterrs if I'm not 't cleverest Baron in 'ecky-thoomp land"
And he sat down to a light snack of cow pancreas and udder pie, washed down wi' dandelion and burrrdock, before planning the next extension to 't Big House by 't werrks whilst Boogeroff, his faithful whippet, farted contendly by 't fire.......