Now all they need is some nice glow in the dark flourescent Pink dye to put in the water cannon, so they can pick them up later on, and those they miss won't be seen dead in their ruined pink clothes.
Posted elsewhere which I thought wasn't far from the truth..
Of course one would never condone self protectionism, but oddly enough if you look here
Some of Amazons baseball bat sales are up 26,000 % telescopic truncheons 35,000%
And some of the comments on the items range from
This is the perfect alternative to a society that is progressive that has long banned firearms. It's long cylindrical taper designed is perfect for distributing brain matter of feral youth trying to harm you. It comes with a 30 day money back guarantee to be free from manufacture defects.
