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Old 8th Aug 2011, 18:04
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hval
 
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SASless,

You can be arrested for owning a catapult. You may not carry catapults loaded, nor may you carry a catapult concealed.

Under the "You Are Not Allowed To Hurt Yourself Act, 2007" you may be sentenced to life imprisonment if found carrying a catapult. That is if you are employed and pay taxes. If unemployed claiming benefits, and with a history of mass murder, rape and torture, you will be given compensation, a larger house, and increased benefits.

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