I used to crush drink cans for a living....it was soda pressing.
Ohhhh how very sad.......Glad you were able to recover from that
As for the masked Al E vator.......well one of them I know its not, he has been NOCOMS the last few days at Adels grove, and he and his floral bride are enroute to YBDV in the RV6 as we speak, so cross that one off your list.
How many Aussies were there in your camp?