A fairy tale I heard recently...
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess "Will you marry me?" The
Princess said "NO." And the Prince lived happily ever after
... and rode motorcycles and ****** skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cars
and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer
and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or
alimony and ****** cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got
cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he
was ****in cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the
toilet seat up... The end.