Christn...spot on.
Simple really. Ask for a boarding pass, get out of your uniform shirt and don a 'Screaming Skull T-shirt (with collar of course).
Not necessary to be on the GD unless you have to take the jump seat, in which case it's a dry sector anyway.
Screaming Skull T-Shirt from Zazzle.com
Bob, there are other more important battles to fight but if you want to be splashed all over the front page of the Apple Daily, be my guest.