The clue is in the question
Yozzer; you Sir, are an scholar and a gentleman whereas Really Annoyed, you, Sir, are a tit! Perhaps if you learned to read what is written, rather than what you choose to read. life would be more pleasurable for us all! . W2, please try harder; the Old Man is 80 in a few days and has just been diagnosed with Alzheimers, so I need to sort this pronto. Close enough for Government work will suffice.CB