Guess the date:
No aircraft, no ships, and no tanks.
Armed forces manpower at 2000.
But there will always be a future in the Services for some people. All they have to do is learn to play a musical instrument.
This is because we will always have ceremonial bands to strut up and down Whitehall in rememberance of the once unequalled military forces in a place which used to be called Great Britain.
I am pleased that I am no longer a member of the RAF.
