"Sure Honey Buns.....Take a few days off from work...I'll send ya a ticket! I'll put ya up in my Tent....the fishing is great....you'll get used to the bugs....oh...and don't fuss about your hair as the humidity is near a hundred percent....with a wet bulb of a hundred and six. I'll stock up on Hotdogs, Vienna Sausage, Saltines and Beer! Look for me in the fuel truck at the airport when you get in!"
Gordy Lad....you keep this up and I just might have more a chance than you think! I would have had her off to Barbados or some place in a five star resort.....forked up for her all day Spa visit and provided a chauffered limo for her shopping trip courtesy of my credit card.
We know about you Fire Pilots.....eating out is when you take home the MRE's and the closest you come to a shower is perhaps if you get a good rain shower....which in fire season is not often enough.