Bearfoil
This will get deleted soon, I'm sure.
Bearfoil might be a Civil Engineer. They all fell asleep during Fluid Dynamics lectures on my degree course.
Not many months ago he was certain that the tail had fallen off. Mainly because it was made in Europe. We don't do glue as well as the Americans.
Put him on your ignore list. Worked for me.
The frustration rises when I see him quoted.
Hope this doesn't get me banned?