ROFL... you couldn’t make it up if you tried, no really you couldn’t.
Wait out for the first 'disenfranchised' mong/retard to save up enough milk tokens* to sign up Kermit chops (wide eyed frog… remember her? Wife off the now ex dear leader) and take it to the European Court of ‘uman rights.
* I would have said beer tokens, but it’s quite obvious only the righteous few under this scheme would be allowed to have anything to do with beer.