So if you find yourself in the Retard stream, then you can just be a retard:
- I need a paper on blah by COP. Err, no. I'll draw you a few pictures and thumbprint it, but that's all.
- I need a volunteer to be PMC. Err, cluck off.
- I need you to draft me a policy on blah. OK, here a load of tosh blah, best I can boverred to do.
- We need someone to attend the AMP dinner in the mess. Nope, not me thanks.
Sorry, but if I'm going to be a retard, then I'll be a retard.
