I agree. IF you have 8,000TT, and five type ratings and 3,000 in, say, the 604 and you have a slew of friends who know you, and then you go buy a global type, you may have a chance.
so 20-30 grand thrown into the dark has little chance of helping you. You would be better off investing in buying the Chief Pilot a Harley and in return he'll let you fly for free.